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there’s probably some sort of lesson here, I guess
When I declared I would dress as Dum Dum Dugan for a work related costume
thing, it was not an empty threat. Paul found a truly magnificent mustache
for me to wear, much to the bemusement of my coworkers. At least five
times, I was told as an immediate reaction “Wow, that mustache really suits
you!” followed by a short pause in the which the speaker realized that the
mustache was really incongruous on a female. I’m hoping that next year I
can dress up as a lumberjack or something and re-use the mustache,
retaining my reputation as The Burliest Girl.
